In the year 2002 AD, a world-wide search was conducted to find The Most Unromantic Man in the World. 13 months later something truly terrifying was discovered lurking in Clapham Junction, London, England.; The utterly charmless, completely passionless and outrageously insensitive David Lumby. This feature length comedy documents the nightmare his long suffering wife Doreen must endure as she struggles to find the man she fell in love with.